February 2010
34 posts
January 2010
113 posts
A poem.
“A tadpole doesn’t know it’s gonna grow bigger.
It just swims, and figures limbs are for frogs.
People don’t know the power they hold.
They just sing hymns, and figure saving is for god.”
-Andrea Gibson
We’re in trouble... →
skyeg:
lololololololol
Thank you for posting, haha. I just died a little.
On Republicans...
Danielle: if I didn't care so passionately for things
Danielle: for people, if you will
Danielle: I'd make the perfect republican
Rick: you're not enough of a jerk
Danielle: there's something to be said for someone who wants to protect their own
Danielle: they're on the right side of evolution though
Danielle: I'd die
This is why you shouldn't take a test while on...
A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he said, “I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story about a thunderstorm.” The professor called him into his office soon afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper covered with the words “Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir noir noir noir noir,...
A brief synopsis of the healthcare debate,...
Dems: Health care reform! Reps: Health care reform! Dems: Public option! Reps: Screw you, hippies! Dems: Nyeh nyeh, still passed the house! Glenn Beck: *sob* Senate Reps: Have fun in with the independents! Carville: Dammit! Lieberman: I’m not convinced. *kind of shady dealings* Lieberman: Well, I’m convinced. Nelson: Not so fast, Sunny Jim. Reid: I’ll give Nebraska the cupcake...
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...”
– Mike Myers (via littlemiss)
What house would you be in?
Ravenclaw here.
Numbers →
azspot:
GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion.
Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.
7 Lessons for Better Networking with Social Media →
CNN star performs brain surgery on US military... →
“‘scuse me for having a penis AND some feelings!”
– Courtesy of Rick Heil
